Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Dissection of a Whore
Point of Interest A: This part of her thinks she is better than everyone else, and thinks that the world should be handed to her on a silver platter. She's wrong, but if you tell her she's wrong, by God she'll hand your ass to you. All around, she's a self centered cunt.
Point of Interest B: As much weight as she tries to lose on weight watchers, she'll always have arms that look like she shoved a bag of dead rats into a skin colored sack.
Point of Interest C: Beware of this part, it spews lies, and general stretches of the truth. It also NEVER SHUTS UP.
Point of Interest D: I have it on good authority this general region smells like the great depression, do not, repeate DO NOT go in without hazmat gear.

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