Monday, August 14, 2006

For James (my brother)

So yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if anyone out there wants to donate some photoshop to me, I would greatly appreciate it...for about 30 minutes. Then I would ask you for a captains hat.

I am not going to lie, I mostly want it for sexual purposes. Shhhhhh, don't tell Eric...the Cappy wants to surprise him!


Becca: Hey there sailor, are you lonely?
Eric: Uhhhhhh what?
Becca: Come on into the captain's chamber!
Eric: uhhhhhhhhhh
Becca: I'll suck the baricles off yer anchor!
Eric: What? WTF? WOM-AN!
Becca: DO NOT DISRESPECT THE CAPTAIN WHILE HE IS WEARING HIS HAT!!!
Eric: Ok this is damned fucked up *resumes video game*

I still want the fucking hat.
Seriously. And James, I want my photoshop, lest I throw yer ass to the dolphins, and PS, I was watching the Discovery Channel, and Dolphins LOOOOOOOVE to give the anal.

I saw it on the TV. It must be true.




1 comment:

pammycakes said...

I will see if I can get you a copy of Photoshop from Erik. But you will have to be patient, as he is the kind of guy who likes to make me wait.